March 11, 2009

Mitch & Roland: #51 Rental



I will always be amused by crappy names for movie sequels. While there are tons in real life, it doesn't stop me from imagining my own. Here are some additional names I thought would be good for a "Swordman" sequel:

Swordman 2: Sword Harder
Swordman 2: The Swordening
Swordman 2: Showdown at Sword Mountain
Swordman 2: The Blade of Sharpness
Swordman 2: Swordmen
Swordman 2: Look Who's Cutting Now
Swordman 2: Lord of the Sword
Swordman 2: Passion of the Sword
Swordman 2: Full Throttle
Swordman 2: Slash to the Future
Swordman 2: The Legend of the Slightly Sharper Sword

and of course,

2 Sword 2 Furious

7 comments:

cole d'arc said...

Swordman 2: Return of the Ass-Poker

cole d'arc said...

nothing sexual intended BUT
it seems fitting since Swordman works so well for porn anyway.

Anonymous said...

Swordman is all man, as indicated by the name.

Well actually, 50% man, and 50% sword.

cole d'arc said...

wow. your post is from the future.

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Unknown said...

looks like he's way ahead of you but he did forget the best crappy title ever for a swordman sequel

Swordman 2 : Is That a Sword or a Dildo?

good thing i showed up.

Anonymous said...

lol, it could go either way. The choice is yours. But one of them will get you fired.