November 21, 2009

Thinking Outside the Box


Sometimes you see something on a regular basis and you lose sense of how weird it really is. Like litter boxes for example. Who was the first person to realize that a housecat would only do its business in a box filled with sand? Before litter boxes, were cats often found crapping at the beach, and that's how they put two and two together?

That's what's crazy about owning a cat. Not only do you get to buy sand for them to soil, you get to dig through the sand to find their leavings. And this whole thing about cats burying their droppings; how pathetic and untrue is that? Have you ever, in all honesty, seen a used litter box looking pristine? We'd all like to think cats are stealthy clever creatures who cover their tracks, but they are so sloppy and careless that they never actually cover up anything. Most of the time they just shuffle the dirt around, dig a moat for their "loaf", and track litter everywhere.

3 comments:

kingshearte said...

My cat buries. Sometimes I wish he wouldn't, though. Just means more work for me to dig through the box to find it.

Anonymous said...

That's too bad. Cleaning litter boxes are kind of like opening cereal boxes. You know there's going to be a surprise in there somewhere, but who knows where.

Actually it's more like changing a diaper.

kingshearte said...

I have been known to liken it to panning for gold... If gold weresomething you really didn't want.