I love the Mass of Christ as much as the next garland stringin' fool, but I don't need it to last 3 months. It's 12 days of Christmas for a reason.
Speaking of the 12 Days of Christmas, what a lousy song. It's too damn long. How many times have you given up around eight maids a milking because you knew Jingle Bells doesn't require concentration. I'll tell you how many times ... 38. That's a lot. It's like 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall: the Christmas carol.
That is all. Please carry on with your 60+ days of holiday shopping. And to the rest of you, I'll see you at walmart near closing time on Christmas eve.
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If the Christma$ Season is longer, then we will buy more stuff. And keep the receipts, in case your loved ones want to exchange their gifts.
Why am I still reading a post from Nov 27th, when it is Clearly Dec 2nd! Outraged, utterly utterly outraged, you can take you badge back!
I walked into a Superstore on October 22nd and it was completely, wall-to-wall decorated for Christmas. Not just a little bit. Completely.
They had fruit cake out, Christmas trees and other holiday-themed foods and treats.
I stood outside staring at a Christmas tree, which was standing next to the pumpkin stand in awe for at least five minutes.
This shit is just insane.
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