Tired of spending hours in the kitchen chopping, slicing, and dicing your life away? Fed up with those useless kitchen contraptions that take the fun out of cooking? Fear not, for the future of food preparation is here!
It's the Hop 'n' Chop!! Over 400 reinforced micro-steel blades mounted inside a cylindrical base that you sit on to chop food in a fraction of the time. And that's not all, with it's specially engineered handlebars and balanced seating it makes dicing and jumping safe for adults and children alike!
Each Hop 'n' Chop comes with a 12 x 12 foot Kevlar cutting mat to save your hardware floors from the razor sharp nightmare that makes preparing meals a breeze.
The secret of the Hop 'n' Chop's power is its design and the way it uses gravity and your weight to cut through the toughest of land mammals. And with hundreds at your disposal you'll never have to replace a dull blade again. The Hop 'n' Chop uses a unique air-powered blade ejection system to fire used blades a quarter mile into the earth. Presto! It's so easy that even Grandma will give it a try.
Take a look at this 30 pound frozen turkey. Place the Hop 'n' Chop over the bird and one jump later you've got perfect chunks for dinner. A second jump makes it idea for soup. The third jump will make refreshing turkey shakes.
From small jobs like chopping a few bags of onions, to large jobs like mincing the entire contents of your fridge, the Hop 'n' Chop does it all. It's time to get the whole family jumping for joy in the kitchen, and with the revolutionary Hop 'n' Chop a good easily chewable meal is just a hop, chop, and jump away!
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