And beware of biting teeth.
One set can be found above and another found beneath.
A small town girl with morals
Who is anything but mean.
And down below in hiding is a penile guillotine.
There's a bear trap in her bloomers,
And each dry hump is a risk,
It's her chamber of secrets with a snapping basilisk.
Every guy around her,
Tries to get her in the sack.
When they get to third base there may be no coming back.
The burden of her love life,
As a victim of mutation,
Means that every lusty meeting leads to painful separation.
While mutilated manhood
Is not pleasant to observe,
Each man that she encountered got just what he had deserved.
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