Happy New Year to everyone out there. It's been a long and eventful year with many things happenings and more things occurring as a result. And the future looks bright people, because the word on the street is that 2007 is the year of the Golden Pig. Awesome.
This comes as a relief after the year of the Bronzed Wombat in 2006. As we all know the wombat has long been a symbol of 'disappointment' and 'lime disease', but now we have nothing to fear as the pig is taking control of the wheel and driving us all towards happiness. (Warning! Do not let your pig drive you anywhere! They are only capable of driving the flavours of a meal to new and wondrous heights!)
In Korea, pigs are considered lucky and edible. So the new year promises to be not only full of good fortune, but also delicious. I think it's time we all invest in bacon. Stat.
2 comments:
I'd slap some stock in pig gold (like pig iron?) if the year of the Cadmium Crab hadn't ruined my credit rating.
I've slapped some things into pigs before...and I'm ashamed...handsomely, handsomely paid, but oh so ashamed.
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