If you've never been to a traveling fair/exhibition, you can simulate the experience at home. Simply spread a bag of manure out in your backyard, and have a friend attach a stereo to a lawnmower. Blare some shitty music, fire up the lawnmower and have him spin around with it until centrifugal force lifts the lawnmower/stereo into the air. At that point (while your friend spins like mad) you should stand in the manure, eat some corn on the cob and close your eyes. You are now having the complete sensory experience of being at a fair. It's even just as dangerous as the real thing. Cool, huh?
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Oh man, how many coupons does the neck injurator take? three? four?? I don't care..I'm in!
ps(your blog was missing the most representory item for fairs and carnivals: the twelve year old girls who run around dressed like they are going to the clubs...with muddy sneakers)
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