Mitch & Roland: #48 Kid

So the weekend is here and you're not too sure how to entertain yourself. Well how about becoming a Big Brother? Finally a way to pass along your vast knowledge and some essential life lessons without the bother of having a younglin' of your own.

'Cause when you get right down to it, having a child is a big messy affair ... like getting a dog. Sure, they're cute, but the adorable factor lessens when you have to break out the mop for the twentieth time. Babies are more acceptable in short bursts. Now that I think about it, we really need a business that rents out puppies for the weekend.