Cine-Verse! Hanna (2011) & Your Highness (2011)

I've settled on doing the Cine-Verse thing every Friday, so feel free to stop by each week for a random rhyming review. I'll be sticking mostly to one poem at a time, while throwing in the odd Limerick Double Feature ... which is what is happening right now! Enjoy.

There once was a pale girl named Hanna,
Who was trained by her dad, Eric Bana.
In fur-based fashion,
She's a teenage assassin,
Deadly blonde like a poison banana.

If you've written a comedy turd,
To appeal to the stoners and nerds:
When shit out of luck,
Just fall back on "fuck",
Who needs wit when you've got a swear word?