If a demon's around, And it's after your babies
And you dog's freaking out,
And you know it ain't rabies.
It's time to get cameras,
To thwart break and enters.
And check yellow pages
For "Haunted Pool Centers".
"Did you guys see that thing?
Well, it just moved a bit.
Or maybe it didn't.
Boy, that's scary as shit."
When you have pots and pans,
Who needs blood and gore?
All you need's fishing line,
And a slow moving door.
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