To everyone out there, Happy Valentine's Day. I hope you enjoy it in your own special way; whether it is by embracing a fair maiden on a rocky beach and gazing at the sunset as the waves crash up around you, filling the air with mist, ... or by lighting some candles and stripping under a ceiling fan and feeling the cool breeze as you spread out on the floor and slap handfuls of lube on yourself.
It would make much more sense to have Valentine's Day in the spring. You know, a season that people actually associate with love and passion. But instead it got stuck in February, a month so lame that we amputated a few days off the end to get through with it quicker. Maybe the logic was to somehow make the month better. Fight off the chill of winter with the warmth of your passions?
That reminds me. So many months are names for girls. August, May, April, June, etc. If I have a daughter, I promise not to name her February. I'll give her a cool name like Amber, Jessica, Shotgun, or Novembria.
So what I'm trying to say is that even though it has no business occurring now, enjoy this chocolate filled day. Be it with wine, candlelight, hot towel, car battery, a spin cycle... etc.
As long as you make it special for the one you love.
Don't forget to love yourself.
3 comments:
Novembria "Shotgun" Patenaude will be immune to scrutiny all through her oublic education. A girl like that learns to be tough— a Calamity Jane type.
oublic education is like public education, only the bullies are even more ornery.
I had one hell of a spin cycle filled Valentine's day. I'm dizzy and happy.
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