Showing posts with label The Lone Panel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Lone Panel. Show all posts

November 21, 2009

Thinking Outside the Box


Sometimes you see something on a regular basis and you lose sense of how weird it really is. Like litter boxes for example. Who was the first person to realize that a housecat would only do its business in a box filled with sand? Before litter boxes, were cats often found crapping at the beach, and that's how they put two and two together?

That's what's crazy about owning a cat. Not only do you get to buy sand for them to soil, you get to dig through the sand to find their leavings. And this whole thing about cats burying their droppings; how pathetic and untrue is that? Have you ever, in all honesty, seen a used litter box looking pristine? We'd all like to think cats are stealthy clever creatures who cover their tracks, but they are so sloppy and careless that they never actually cover up anything. Most of the time they just shuffle the dirt around, dig a moat for their "loaf", and track litter everywhere.

July 10, 2009

Mysterious/Carnivorous

I must give credit to my brother, Darron, for coming up with the concept for this comic. I can always count on him for a weird, yet hilarious, suggestion.

June 12, 2009

Cindy Day of the Dead

You know what? I don't care if that reference is lost on most people. I took it there and I'm proud.

If it happens in the sky, it'll probably be different when it reaches earth.

June 5, 2009

A Dose of Honesty

9 out of 10 doctors agree that teasing the feeble is awesome because they can't do anything about it.

April 24, 2009

Nanna's Plan

It's the weekend. Visit your grandmother. I hear she's got a biscuit the size of a coffee table she's daring you to tackle.

April 11, 2009

Ectoplasm and/or Marmalade

Hope y'all have a weekend rich with fun and shenanigans. Remember, as a rule of thumb, don't jam your thumb into any hole or opening just because it'll probably fit. There are only so many times the fire department will rush to your house to save you.

It's our opposable thumbs that separate us from the animals. So stop thumbing those animals already! I mean it! Next time it happens, I'm calling the cops.

February 26, 2009

Whack in a Box

And so Lone Panel comics return, now in "raging color" (Not to be confused with 'roid rage).
Enjoy.