November 14, 2011

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And now for a short fake excerpt from the nonexistent novel The Armadillo Diaries by yours truly.

"How could you?!" she cried, even louder than before. With both hands pressed against the glass Linda began to scream hysterically:
 "I hate you! You're nothing but a fathead, lamebrain, dorkwad, gasbag, blockhead, halfwit, dipshit, numb nut, ass wipe, jerk off, dickhead, dingbat, nut job, dumbass, shithead, sleazeball, scumbag, low life, douche-bag, bullshit, asshole, fuckface!!"
It was then that the manager approached the lobster tank and asked Linda to leave the restaurant. 
 

3 comments:

cole d'arc said...

good stuff. maybe we should play chapter tag. as far as i know, i just made that term up. take a guess at what i mean.

Shane said...

Is it where you play a game of "Tag" inside a Chapters bookstore and get chased by security? If it's not that then I haven't the foggiest.

cole d'arc said...

that's the other version. i shall write a chapter, then you write one and so on.