Walked by an "adult entertainment" store the other day and noticed a sign that was advertising dildos. Prices started at $1.87 an inch. I can't say I'm very familiar with the fake schlong market, so I don't know if that's a deal or not. But I was amused by the idea of buying dildos like buying a length of chain at a hardware store.
I wonder if they have a gigantic wooden spool of dick inside the store. You just unspool the desired amount of wang, hack off a piece, they cap a new head on it, box it, and awaaaaay you go.
But of course there are inherent dangers in keeping a mile of peen in stock:
"Lady, you best get away from that there spool! You get that thing excited and it'll slice the goddamned building in half!"
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Dick Willard!
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