Happy Holidays to all the faithful Turnipites out there. Don't stop believing in random nonsense and the joys of an unexpectedly retarded remark.
I'd stick around, but I've got lazying about to do and Christmas dinner to drool over.
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Next time I'll have to try one feeding my turkey some growth hormones instead of orphans. I would have this year, but orphans are much cheaper to buy, and you can use the others to clean up after the turkey.
okay then...moving on...lol if you fed a turkey like that, lesser turkeys, and then had it stuffed with a chicken, one shot full of steroids and fed the fecal matter of Barry Bonds...and then you in turn, stuffed that chicken with a duck, that was showered bi weekly with the semen of Arnold the Governator,and fed squirrels, lizards, and human fetuses or feti, what would the name of such a creation be? Turduckin? I don't think so, more like Turfuckingawesome...or just: heaven
2 comments:
Next time I'll have to try one feeding my turkey some growth hormones instead of orphans. I would have this year, but orphans are much cheaper to buy, and you can use the others to clean up after the turkey.
okay then...moving on...lol
if you fed a turkey like that, lesser turkeys, and then had it stuffed with a chicken, one shot full of steroids and fed the fecal matter of Barry Bonds...and then you in turn, stuffed that chicken with a duck, that was showered bi weekly with the semen of Arnold the Governator,and fed squirrels, lizards, and human fetuses or feti, what would the name of such a creation be? Turduckin? I don't think so, more like Turfuckingawesome...or just: heaven
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