FUN FACT! Did you know that a woman's bladder is roughly the size of nothing!
I suppose women have more things to attend to in the washroom, and for men a washroom visit is "all business". Get in, get out, hope you don't make eye contact. There's no time to wash your hands, or check if your junk is still hanging out.
FUN FACT! Did you know that the urinal cake is the cleanest part of the men's washroom. And they're constantly getting pissed on!
Whenever I'm out and about, the women's washroom almost always has a line up. I guess I could chock it up to living in a densely populated city, but the men's washroom never has a line. I never have to wait to use the toilet. The only line up of men to be seen are the guys holding purses, shopping bags, and coats while their girlfriends are using the facilities.
FUN FACT! Did you know that at any given moment, a woman is carrying enough napkins, paper towel, and tissues to soak up every ounce of moisture in her body!
So as a way to make life more convenient for everyone, I suggest that all public washrooms be built so that the women's washroom is two (or three) times larger than the men's washroom. Women don't have to wait in ridiculous lines and risk a bladder rupturing, and men don't have to spend 30% of the day acting as a human coat rack. It's win-win!
FUN FACT! Did you know that women are attracted to taller men because they know that taller guys are more likely to hold a jacket without it dragging on the floor!
Actually, since I've never spent time inside women's washrooms, I can't be sure if it's already larger than the ones for men. Hell, that could be part of the problem. Maybe they all line up and spend so much time because inside they're filled with sofas, tables, hammocks, flower gardens, and coffee shops. It all makes sense now!
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