December 25, 2010

Secret Santa

You know, I really think that Santa Claus and Superman are the same dude. Honestly, just think about it.

First of all, they both watch over mankind and teach children about good moral behavior. They both love wearing red, have homes established in the far north, and can freaking fly.

But Shane, you say, they look nothing alike. Well, Superman is known for disguises and having an alter ego. Why not have one more? Have you ever seen the two of them in the same place? I didn't think so.

Plus only a man with superhuman strength and speed would be capable of carrying and delivering billions of gifts in one night. And you know how he "sees you when your sleeping" or "knows if you been bad or good"? How else would he know without super hearing and the ability to see through walls?

C'mon people, Kris Kringle is from Krypton!

Holy shit.

3 comments:

kingshearte said...

It's certainly a better disguise than glasses.

cole d'arc said...

NOTHING is a better disguise than glasses

ive always just accepted that it's part of his powers

Shane said...

Superman has the power to make people blind to the obvious. It's really cool.