August 15, 2007

Stop it or you'll go blind.

Very few people recognize the serious dangers that go along with reading. Each year billions of people suffer from mild to severe paper cuts as they thumb through their favorite novels, and by the time you've finished reading this paragraph The Complete Works of Shakespeare will have crushed someones foot, femur, or a passing stray dog.

So this week Dr. Knowz-it helps Sammy understand the dangers of being a bookworm.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

holy shit, I'm never reading again....and that includes this site unfortunately....